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mediocrity on paradeZombies + Strippers + Chainsaw = Oscar Gold
I’ve just had my mind blown. And not in a bad way, you know, like with a gun or dynamite. In a good way. In the best way. For I have just seen the trailer to what will certainly go down in history as “The Greatest Story Ever Told.” Yeah, you heard me, Jesus Von Sydow. You’re old news. There’s a new messiah in town, and his name is “Zombies, Zombies, Zombies!”
Just look at the poster, for ape’s sake! Hot chicks, zombies, weapons of death…what more do you need? I know what more you need. You need a zombie trying to give a stripper a dollar. Well, shit. Look at the poster again. IT’S GOT THAT TOO!
Plus, any movie with the following lines has got to get you excited:
“So what, it’s just a couple of crack whores.”
“They ain’t crack whores. Them bitches is crack whore zombies!!”
See what I’m saying? Yeah you do. You’re probably already sitting there hard (men), wet (women) or some weird and confusing combination of both (Hermaphrodites), waiting for the movie to come out. Well, pass the time while you sit there, unfulfilled, waiting for this movie, by watching this trailer. Hell, watch it twice. What else are you going to do? Go to work? Lame.
June 24th, 2007 at 10:21 am
As long as i get to see a zombie give a stripper a motorboat…I can die a happy man.
June 26th, 2007 at 7:37 am
Now if only this movie had space pirates and some ninjas in it, it would be perfect. But I guess you have to leave room for a sequel.
What’s the girl on the left holding, a wrench? She certainly missed the meeting where they were handing out weapons. The other chicks get a shotgun and a chainsaw, and she gets a stupid wrench?
Let me guess who the first one to die is.
June 26th, 2007 at 8:30 am
Good Eye, Kelsey, I was so busy staring at the hot strippers that I didn’t even realize they had weapons at all….
October 21st, 2007 at 11:23 pm
It’s not a wrench…it’s a stilletto shoe!!!!!!