No, I haven’t dropped the blog. I just started a new job which was tiring me out by the time I got home. Oh, that and my PC decided to die. Yeah, that sucked. Still sucks, actually. So…that’s what I’ve been up to.
Which is pretty boring, compared to what this dude was up to. Which was fucking a steel-bench in the park. Of course, he somehow failed to realize that the holes were too small. And that’s how he ended up almost losing his penis, getting hauled out of the park by police (bench still attached) and getting his picture in the paper.
August 11th, 2008 at 9:07 am
Sounds like this wacky dude probably could’ve benefited from losing his junk.
August 11th, 2008 at 10:14 am
Congrats on the new job! Boo for broken PCs.
There is no hole a man won’t try to stick his dick in. First the patio table, now a steel outdoor bench. Am I missing something with all this furniture fucking?
August 11th, 2008 at 10:54 am
He should of found a nice shop vac.
August 11th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
I was wondering when you were going to blog again! I hope everything works out with your pc.
August 11th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
Yeah. Wouldn’t be much of a loss to the human race if he never had children, I’m guessing.
August 11th, 2008 at 6:01 pm
Furniture is hot, Kelsey. Haven’t you ever looked at a sexy chair and thought “Man, I’d like to fuck the shit out of that chair…”? I know I have.
August 11th, 2008 at 6:01 pm
Totally. As long as it’s a wet/dry vac. Makes for easy cleaning.
August 11th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
The new pc seems to be working out pretty well. Just need some ram and she’ll be great.
August 13th, 2008 at 11:53 pm
Bwaaaaaa haaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa!!
August 21st, 2008 at 8:29 pm
dude, I’ve really missed you. Like, a lot.
August 23rd, 2008 at 2:10 pm
I’m sorry, H. I’ve been waaaay too busy lately. And for the last two weeks I’ve been sick as fuck. So, I’ll be back soon.
August 24th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Man, I sure am glad the media hasn’t caught me for all the times I’ve stuck MY head where it doesn’t belong…