I can’t imagine what excuse you’d give for being found with your dick in a vacuum at a car-wash. Other than the obvious “just getting my dick sucked” that is. Either way, not a crime you want plastered all over the internet.
| October 19th, 2008 | Posted in humor, life, sex |
7 Responses to “Uh, I was trying to clean some lint off my dick?”
October 20th, 2008 at 8:23 am
Wow, Mr. Linc! I can’t help but feel you posted this story for my benefit since I thought I witnessed something similar myself.
October 20th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
I totally hate when this happens to me….
October 20th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
@HN
Oddly enough, I didn’t even think of ‘the incident’ when I posted this.
October 20th, 2008 at 7:18 pm
@Heather
You crazy lesbians and your car-wash vacuums….
October 20th, 2008 at 10:12 pm
Awe come on. If I had a dick I think I’d want to try this at least once.
October 21st, 2008 at 7:21 am
@Calinazaret
Sure, we all want to stick our dicks in vacuums. That goes without saying. But you don’t do it in public!
October 21st, 2008 at 12:42 pm
One man’s crime is another man’s romantic afternoon