You know, I can’t decide what the funniest thing about this article is. Is it the fact that a young man flipped off his peers during his High School graduation? That he took a swing at his principal? That he told his parents to fuck off? Or is it something else entirely?
Yeah, something else entirely, all right. It’s the fact that he’s an Arab youth who assaulted his Arab principal and was arrested by The Arab Police. And the fact that this entire article refers to Arabs and it appeared in The Arab Tribune. And the reason it’s not racist, but rather, hilarious, is that it all takes place in a little town called Arab, Alabama. Not knowing that going in made for one of the strangest and most confusing reads I’ve had in a while.
June 7th, 2008 at 8:23 am
“Shore was taken to Arab City Jail without further incident.”
I’ll never forget the weekend I spent in Arab City Jail.
June 7th, 2008 at 9:33 am
This story was fucking bizarre as shit before I caught that it was in Arab, Alabama. I was seriously thinking “Arab Police”? “Arab City Jail”??
June 9th, 2008 at 8:44 am
That boy has quite a future ahead of him, I bet.
June 9th, 2008 at 10:46 am
The mind boggles.