Listen up, people. God could give a shit what you eat. Seriously. If you think the almighty creator of heaven and earth is going to judge you on whether or not you ate meat on a Friday or had a piece of bacon with your breakfast, you’re bat-shit crazy. What, is there some place in hell reserved for those who would have gone to heaven if they hadn’t had that one pork chop? Would Dante have called that the tenth circle of hell? The Pork Circle?
March 15th, 2009 at 12:47 am
If there is a pork circle, I bet it's damn tasty
March 16th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
All sin is tasty, my friend.
June 2nd, 2009 at 3:50 am
Mmmmmmm! Bacon!!