The disturbing lives of fruits and vegetables
written on July 19th by Ape
tagged: comic strip, Food, funny, humor, photography, Produce
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There’s a world out there that we know nothing about. A secret world of evil peppers, zombie apples and banana overlords. A world that hides before our very eyes. Don’t believe me? Then check out this little tale.
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Mortalwind (July 19th, 2008 6:44 pm)
That was truly fucking demented, I loved it!
linc (July 20th, 2008 1:26 pm)
Yeah. I wish I could do funny shit like that. Whoever did it certainly has my sense of humor!
Hot Nikks (July 21st, 2008 7:43 am)
I always hated bell peppers. I feel great about that now…
linc (July 21st, 2008 8:15 am)
Well, I hate bananas, so I was very happy with the outcome of this little tale as well.
calinazaret (July 22nd, 2008 3:29 pm)
I still don’t quite understand what happened to the banana at the end. Did it get eaten by the zombie? It kind of looks like it committed seppuku.
linc (July 22nd, 2008 3:44 pm)
Well, you’ll notice the zombie apple walks off saying “must consume banana”. So, I assumed that, after the kids got blown off by the overlords, but before they killed the apple, Mr. Banana got his ass killed.
I guess it could be otherwise.
But it wasn’t.
yoonamaniac (July 24th, 2008 12:53 pm)
You hate bananas?!?!?! What the…? You are supposed love bananas!
BTW, that was fun. Thanks.
Hot Nikks (July 24th, 2008 1:17 pm)
Yeah, really Mr. Linc.
Bananas are nature’s perfect food. So which do you hate, nature or food? Or is it both?
linc (July 24th, 2008 1:28 pm)
Bananas have a taste inconsistent with my happiness. I don’t have anything against them otherwise. I hear they are some very nice fruit if you get to know them.
heather (July 29th, 2008 1:08 pm)
And my parents gave me shit about not wanting to eat my vegetables? I’ll never listen to people in authority ever again.
In other news, how you been? Missed your face!