There’s a world out there that we know nothing about. A secret world of evil peppers, zombie apples and banana overlords. A world that hides before our very eyes. Don’t believe me? Then check out this little tale.
Well, you’ll notice the zombie apple walks off saying “must consume banana”. So, I assumed that, after the kids got blown off by the overlords, but before they killed the apple, Mr. Banana got his ass killed.
Bananas have a taste inconsistent with my happiness. I don’t have anything against them otherwise. I hear they are some very nice fruit if you get to know them.
July 19th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
That was truly fucking demented, I loved it!
July 20th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Yeah. I wish I could do funny shit like that. Whoever did it certainly has my sense of humor!
July 21st, 2008 at 7:43 am
I always hated bell peppers. I feel great about that now…
July 21st, 2008 at 8:15 am
Well, I hate bananas, so I was very happy with the outcome of this little tale as well.
July 22nd, 2008 at 3:29 pm
I still don’t quite understand what happened to the banana at the end. Did it get eaten by the zombie? It kind of looks like it committed seppuku.
July 22nd, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Well, you’ll notice the zombie apple walks off saying “must consume banana”. So, I assumed that, after the kids got blown off by the overlords, but before they killed the apple, Mr. Banana got his ass killed.
I guess it could be otherwise.
But it wasn’t.
July 24th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
You hate bananas?!?!?! What the…? You are supposed love bananas!
BTW, that was fun. Thanks.
July 24th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
Yeah, really Mr. Linc.
Bananas are nature’s perfect food. So which do you hate, nature or food? Or is it both?
July 24th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Bananas have a taste inconsistent with my happiness. I don’t have anything against them otherwise. I hear they are some very nice fruit if you get to know them.
July 29th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
And my parents gave me shit about not wanting to eat my vegetables? I’ll never listen to people in authority ever again.
In other news, how you been? Missed your face!