In my opinion, Michelle Malkin is a giant fucking bitch. And anyone who eats the shit she spews is a fucking shit-eating dumb fuck. I know I’m exceeding my MFPP (maximum fucks per post) with this entry, but I can’t help it. This waste-of-air is beyond abhorrent. As far as I am concerned, she is a fucking hate-filled bag of shit.
So, what prompted this outburst, you wonder? This article. In which is described Michelle Malkin’s successful efforts to get a Dunkin’ Donuts commercial pulled from the air because, get this, the scarf Rachael Ray is wearing resembles a common Arab head-garb.
Sounds like I made it up, it’s so ridiculous. But I didn’t. I wish I did. Is this what we’ve come to as a country? Malkin and the Right-Wing fucktards who listen to her can get companies to pull ads because of a fucking scarf? America the beautiful, my ass. More like America the land of hateful fucks. Woohoo, censorship!
I sure hope that nothing I said uses a word that could have been used in a terrorist video or something, because I’d hate to see it yanked by my ISP.
And if I offended anyone in this post who thinks Malkin is sensible, please feel free to fuck off.
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As an Arab, I am absolutely shocked by this. It is offensive on many levels. These scarves are part of a traditional garb. How many times do I need to tell people that these terrorists you speak of constitute a minuscule portion of the Arab population? Regardless, this is RACISM. I hope there will be a public outcry against this. Thank you Joshua for writing about this.
Wait…all Arabs aren’t terrorists? I’m confused…
Do you mean to tell me that Fox News and George Bush have been lying to me all this time? Say it ain’t so!
I love how you can make even the most sad and horrible things funny.
There might be a public outcry now that American Idol is over… wait, So You Think You Can Dance is on?… ummm never mind
I can’t believe that you feel racism is that big a deal. If it was important, wouldn’t there be a reality show about it telling me how to feel/think?
That bitch is just like Ann Cunter, spewing the most idiotic things she can come up with for a little bit of attention. I’m disgusted with the amount of morans we have in this country.
“Dunkin Donuts caved to pressure from the conservative blogosphere — and the fear of a mass boycott — and removed the ad”
Disgusting. I think my mass is going to boycott DD for being so fucking pathetic.
It’s coming out soon. It’s called “So You Think You Can Think?”
A+ comment. You nailed the Moran spelling and made a pun of mass boycott. You rock.
@Oenodog - You know what they say, WWDAD (What Would David Archuletta Do)
Drinking iced latte’s is giving comfort to the terrorists!
Personally, I doubt Arabs wear paisley scarves but even if they did, who gives a shit? Wait … was that coffee made with Arabica beans? TERRORIST COFFEE!!!
“America, fuck yeah…”
The real people terrorizing America are the conservative douchebags. It amazes me still beyond belief that people with common sense allow this kind of bigoted behavior continue.
Oh, because it’s freedom of speech, right? Well, let me tell you a little bit about freedom. Freedom is not free (to use a cliche) and it is often used by these KKKlowns to hide behind so they can justify their hate speech.
The problem I have with the issue?
It’s not what she said.
It’s that people actually LISTENED.
…and that, my friends, is a much more frightening issue to me.
I have mixed feelings if I have to join up with the right wing media and/or Erin Moran just to stop Rachael Ray.
Yeah, I hear ya. It’s like, which is more important to me; Calling out bigotry or hating on Rachael Ray? Still not sure I made the right call on that one.
Agree wholeheartedly with ya, Greg. Our country is filled with hate-filled people who justify their hatred with one of two things: Religion or Patriotism.
If it’s hatred against gays, they use religion. Hatred against Muslims, use patriotism. Often, these two go hand-in-hand.
Patriotism is no more about hating people from other countries than Religion is about hating gays. These are just the acceptable excuses that allow bigoted people to get away with their hate-speech.
I’m all for free-speech. And I think anyone has a right to say almost anything. But that doesn’t mean the rest of us should just sit idly by. If someone says something hateful, people should fucking crucify them for it. All freedom of speech does is stop legal prosecution. It shouldn’t stop people from calling out what’s right and what’s wrong.
Gah…I’m going to stop before this vein in my forehead bursts.
Oh shit. Arabica beans?? I never made the connection! PTOOOIE! There. I just spit out the terrorist coffee. I hope it didn’t make my tongue terrorist while it was in there.
I know what he would do. But I’m not telling.
STUPID PEOPLE! I swear this bitch is retarded. Racheal Ray is no terrorist. It is a fucking scarf!
People who fall in line to this behavior are no better than the Germans who jumped on the Anti-Jew train before WWII.
Seriously though, I’m with Mrs. Paloo on the F Dunkin Donuts train. Some hate monger I’m sure 95% of Americans have never heard of calls a coffee drink comercial pro-terrorist and DD kowtows to her? That’s what’s offensive. Some hate-filled bitch is entitled to her opinion and it’s fine if she spits it into a microphone. My problem is DD effectively saying, “she’s right”. So now we know that Dunkin’ Donuts hates muslims.
And as far as the, “conservative blogosphere” is concerned, I challenge any corporation threatened by said blogosphere to stand their ground and see what the consequences are. My guess is there will be nothing to worry about. Furthermore, I challenge everybody with 2 brain cells to rub together to boycott any company that bows to these witch hunt tactics. I wish that would be a major consequence.
One more thing. This reminds me of something I read in the paper when I was a kid. There’s a Dunkin Donuts in Traverse City that was a Dawn Donuts way back then. The place had one of those dog-shaped piggy banks to accept donations to the humane society. The paper said that some raving asshole was offended the bank was there and demanded it be removed. Guess what happened, they removed the donation bank. I wish I had the nerve to demand a store stop doing something that’s perfectly good and reasonable and see it done so I could feel the power of being a huge a-hole.
Well, in the article it says they pulled the ad because this other controversy detracted from the point of their ad, which is SORT OF a valid point. As a corporation, why would you want to run an ad with content that distracted from your product?
However, had the situation been handled with MORE BALLS, I don’t think they would have had to pull their ad. They should have put their foot down and told her it wasn’t a terrorist scarf; that would have invalidated her point AND brought more attention to their ad, which every business wants. Instead, they handled the situation in the worst possible way, lending validation to the woman’s point and making themselves look bad.
I swear to God man your country is getting more fucking crazier by the day.
Agree with both of you. And furthermore, I think anyone who stands up to such shit would find themselves under a deluge of positive feedback. If they had said “Fuck You!” I’d be down there buying a latte as we speak. As it is, fuck if I’m going to get a coffee from these shit-eaters.
Offended by the Humane Society doggie bank? That’s a TC institution. There’s one everywhere. Who is this fucker? I’m in an ass-kicking mood, damn it!
We’ll file that under “Shit I don’t need to be told”.
Why didn’t Dunkin’ Donuts just say, “Suck a dick, Malkin!”?
Wait….There is really a lady named, “Ann Cunter?”
Good lord…
i too thought this was re-donkey-lous.
seriously.
you should have seen the wicked cool cargo pants i was going to wear today. but i took them off. i was afraid someone would think i was a lesbian.
so I’m supposed to tear up and with mock sincerity thank Michelle Makin?
hey linc - there were plenty of Jew trains, but not an anti-jew train during WWII
personally, I’m offended by a piggie bank, that’s clear animal exploitation
if you had, I would have protested this blog and the subsequent comments
No. You’re supposed to look uncomfortable as your father looks on from the wings and threatens to kill your kitten if you don’t sing well.
Great, now I’ve got the following tune in my head:
“People all over the world,
Join hands,
Start a Jew Train,
Jew Train”
All your fault.
And for Christ’s sake, get over to gravatar.com and get yourself a damn picture.
One could only hope it would elicit such a response from you.
BURN!
Hey, Bidol! Long time no speak!
Yeah, I agree with you. The headline would have read:
“DUNKIN’ DONUTS TELLS CONSERVATIVE TWAT TO SUCK A DICK”
I believe that’s my wife’s subtle way of insulting a certain Nazi pundit named Ann Coulter.
But I could be wrong.
You better watch it. If Michelle Malkin finds out she’s going to have all cargo pants outlawed. And I love cargo pants…
oh shit…..that was funny. I better remove my tats then…. lol
LOL..well, thats good! I couldn’t imagine having a name like that. haha
that was a great song… wasn’t that in “The Producers”?
It would be if I wrote it.
You’re scared ass blogger, scared really. Do mean Horrific Arabs visited you in your dreams, man?
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