07.1.08

Indiana Jones and The Sasquatch Dilemma

Indiana Jones

06.3.08

And don’t get me started on all those innocent Peahats you slaughtered…


I always found it a little odd that the best way to get items in RPGs or Fantasy-type video games was to walk into people’s houses and rifle through their shit. They never seemed to mind, either. You could walk in, open up their chests, cabinets and drawers, break open a few vases and then they’d still be perfectly civil to you. Fuck that. I’d be all “Um, excuse me, sir, I don’t mean to be rude, but DID YOU JUST STEAL ALL MY SHIT?”

05.29.08

Me No Monster

Me No Monster
There are monsters, and then there are monsters. I mean, eating men, women and children? That’s par for the zombie course. But dogs? Not even zombies are that evil.

05.24.08

Thumb-war!

Thumbwar!