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		<title>J.R., I am your father..</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 02:44:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ape</dc:creator>
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		<title>Itchy Balls vs. The Police</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 00:02:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ape</dc:creator>
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This is why you don&#8217;t drink and drive. It&#8217;s also why you don&#8217;t nail a hooker without a condom on. In fact, there are many lessons that can be learned by watching this little video. Enjoy.
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<p>This is why you don&#8217;t drink and drive. It&#8217;s also why you don&#8217;t nail a hooker without a condom on. In fact, there are many lessons that can be learned by watching this little video. Enjoy.</p>
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		<title>Handsome Man vs. The Pipe Wrench Men</title>
		<link>http://honestape.net/handsome-man-vs-the-pipe-wrench-men</link>
		<comments>http://honestape.net/handsome-man-vs-the-pipe-wrench-men#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 01:29:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ape</dc:creator>
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This here awesome shit was sent to me by Kelvin. That boy knows him some funny.
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<p>This here awesome shit was sent to me by Kelvin. That boy knows him some funny.</p>
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		<title>Open letter to the members of congress</title>
		<link>http://honestape.net/open-letter-to-the-members-of-congress</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 11:03:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ape</dc:creator>
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		<title>Computers are for losers&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://honestape.net/computers-are-for-losers</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 03:33:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ape</dc:creator>
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Here&#8217;s a little clip from my favorite sitcom (It&#8217;s Always Sunny in Philadelphia) regarding Myspace and computers. Enjoy.
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Here&#8217;s a little clip from my favorite sitcom (It&#8217;s Always Sunny in Philadelphia) regarding Myspace and computers. Enjoy.</p>
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		<title>You&#8217;re Always The Best in Philadelphia</title>
		<link>http://honestape.net/youre-always-the-best-in-philadelphia</link>
		<comments>http://honestape.net/youre-always-the-best-in-philadelphia#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 20:47:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ape</dc:creator>
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Nothing like the greatest song ever played on the greatest sitcom ever. This short clip is the training montage to end all training montages. If watching this doesn&#8217;t get you pumped up enough to paralyze someone with your fists, I don&#8217;t know what will.
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Nothing like the greatest song ever played on the greatest sitcom ever. This short clip is the training montage to end all training montages. If watching this doesn&#8217;t get you pumped up enough to paralyze someone with your fists, I don&#8217;t know what will.</p>
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		<title>And I thought Americans were bad drivers&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://honestape.net/and-i-thought-americans-were-bad-drivers</link>
		<comments>http://honestape.net/and-i-thought-americans-were-bad-drivers#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 12:19:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ape</dc:creator>
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Check this terrifying video of a dude texting while riding a motorcycle in the middle of rush hour. Oh, and did I mention he&#8217;s leaning back on his seat? All the way? Yeah, you need to see this.
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Check this terrifying video of a dude texting while riding a motorcycle in the middle of rush hour. Oh, and did I mention he&#8217;s leaning back on his seat? All the way? Yeah, you need to see this.</p>
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		<title>Kung-Shru</title>
		<link>http://honestape.net/kung-shru</link>
		<comments>http://honestape.net/kung-shru#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 14:07:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ape</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://honestape.net/?p=413</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Well, shit. Kelvin keeps sending me such classic stuff that I can&#8217;t help but post it. But in doing this so often, I&#8217;m thinking I need to change the site name to Honest Ape and Co. Because Honest Ape and his magical friend, Kelvin is too long. In any case, enjoy this amazing and amazingly [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, shit. Kelvin keeps sending me such classic stuff that I can&#8217;t help but post it. But in doing this so often, I&#8217;m thinking I need to change the site name to Honest Ape and Co. Because <strong>Honest Ape and his magical friend, Kelvin</strong> is too long. In any case, enjoy <a href="http://de.sevenload.com/videos/uq8nm36-Our-Wonderful-Nature">this amazing and amazingly funny CGI</a> on the mating rituals of the water shrew.</p>
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		<title>The Single Greatest Video Ever Made</title>
		<link>http://honestape.net/the-single-greatest-video-ever-made</link>
		<comments>http://honestape.net/the-single-greatest-video-ever-made#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jun 2008 16:10:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ape</dc:creator>
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Surely, you think the title to this post is yet another case of hyperbole on my part. WRONG. This time, I really mean it. This is the greatest. video. ever. Thanks to my boy, Kelvin, for sending this glorious, wonderful piece of awesomeness.
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Surely, you think the title to this post is yet another case of hyperbole on my part. WRONG. This time, I really mean it. This is the greatest. video. ever. Thanks to my boy, Kelvin, for sending this glorious, wonderful piece of awesomeness.</p>
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		<title>Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show</title>
		<link>http://honestape.net/gorgeous-tiny-chicken-machine-show</link>
		<comments>http://honestape.net/gorgeous-tiny-chicken-machine-show#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jun 2008 13:58:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ape</dc:creator>
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Much thanks to my buddy Dan for introducing me to the wonders of Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show. It&#8217;s especially funny if you enjoy Japanese television, or parodies thereof, but it should amuse you regardless. You can check out their Youtube page here (especially for non-US viewers, for whom the embedded video above won&#8217;t work).
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Much thanks to my buddy Dan for introducing me to the wonders of Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show. It&#8217;s especially funny if you enjoy Japanese television, or parodies thereof, but it should amuse you regardless. You can check out their <a href="http://youtube.com/view_play_list?p=D39A217C4B8CD62C">Youtube page here</a> (especially for non-US viewers, for whom the embedded video above won&#8217;t work).</p>
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