10.9.08

Halo Wars



Halo Wars is this real-time strategy game coming out for the 360 this Fall. I wasn’t terribly excited about it until I saw this video. Talk about awesome sauce. Now I can’t wait to get my hands on it. I haven’t had a great deal of success with RTS games before, but this looks like it will be pretty easy to get the hang of.

10.9.08

Halo 3: Recon

Well, Halo fans, it’s official. There will be a new Halo game from Bungie. If you just heard a weird, high-pitched noise, it was me squealing like a little girl with a new Bratz doll.

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06.3.08

And don’t get me started on all those innocent Peahats you slaughtered…


I always found it a little odd that the best way to get items in RPGs or Fantasy-type video games was to walk into people’s houses and rifle through their shit. They never seemed to mind, either. You could walk in, open up their chests, cabinets and drawers, break open a few vases and then they’d still be perfectly civil to you. Fuck that. I’d be all “Um, excuse me, sir, I don’t mean to be rude, but DID YOU JUST STEAL ALL MY SHIT?”

05.26.08

Plasmids Я Us

Rosie

I’ve spent much of the last two days playing a game that most Xbox fanboys tore through many moons ago, namely Bioshock. I can’t believe it took me this long to get around to it, frankly. I totally expected it to be good. I just didn’t expect it to be this good.

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