To Scientists: STOP. IT. Stop it now. For fuck’s sake, scientists, are you that eager to kick-start the robot apocalypse? What, curing Cancer’s not good enough for you? How’s that AIDS vaccine coming? What? You haven’t worked on those? That’s not your area of expertise? You only make robots? FINE. Then make a fucking robot that can cure cancer. One without legs. One that can’t chase after you and destroy you with lasers.

To Everyone Else: If you watch this and your skin doesn’t crawl, I can only come to one conclusion. You’re a dirty Replicant and I need to destroy you.