The Pork Circle
Listen up, people. God could give a shit what you eat. Seriously. If you think the almighty creator of heaven and earth is going to judge you on whether or not you ate meat on a Friday or had a piece of bacon with your breakfast, you’re bat-shit crazy. What, is there some place in hell reserved for those who would have gone to heaven if they hadn’t had that one pork chop? Would Dante have called that the tenth circle of hell? The Pork Circle?
08.24.08Christ and Xenu walk into a bar…
It seems pretty well accepted by non-believers that Scientology is a made-up, fruity cult. You won’t get any arguments here. I mean, that’s what I think it is. But what, exactly, makes it more (or less) of a cult than the more “reputable” Christianity? What makes one a cult and one a religion?
It’s not their ages. Certainly, Christianity is older and more established. But if that’s all it takes to make a religion superior to others, Christians should dump Christ for more senior gods, like Zeus or Ra. Or maybe older gods like The Sun and The Moon.
02.21.08Sabbath, bloody sabbath
Another Hole In One
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