Bitter? I’ll Show You Bitter….
I have an idea for the candidates, specifically McCain and Clinton. It’s an odd idea, but hear me out. Here it goes: Instead of pouncing on every verbal faux pas your opponents make, TALK ABOUT YOUR FUCKING ISSUES LIKE INTELLIGENT HUMAN FUCKING BEINGS!
Jesus Christ on a fucking pogo-stick am I pissed. I can’t turn on the radio or browse my web news without seeing a story about McCain or Clinton bashing Obama for some comment or another that isn’t nearly as bad as they’re making it out to be. How original. If all they can do is insult their opponent’s minor verbal mistakes, they’re fucking morons. They want to attack their opponent on issues? They want to attack them on their past voting records or questionable practices? I have no problem with that. But all you’re doing by insulting your opponents verbal mistakes is further degrading the political process. Unfortunately, most of the voters in this country are stupid enough to eat up whatever bullshit these charlatans throw at their feet. I can’t take it. I really can’t. Our country is on an out-of-control Freight Train, and there’s no Superman to stop it before it goes over the fucking rails and into an abyss that leads straight to hell.
02.10.08Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the theater?
Ouch. Hillary Clinton must be applying some ointment to her ass today, because Barack Obama just dealt her one hell of an ass-whupping on Saturday. No, not in the literal sense. What am I talking about, you ask? Obama swept the primary and caucuses on Saturday. That’s what I’m talking about. He’s closed the gap and building steam. I’m actually beginning to hope, though cautiously, that he can actually pull it off. Meanwhile, on the Republican side, McCain is finding Huckabee a tougher opponent, now that Romney’s out of the picture. Holy Batman. McCain’s a tool, but Huckabee? Huckabee is a fucking nut. I have a hard enough time being friends with anyone who voted for Bush, but I find some way to do so. Anyone who votes for Huckabee, however? Yeah, they’re going to note an increased absence of me in their lives. In summary; McCain’s a tool, Huckabee’s a nut and Obama rocks.
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