hOnest aPe » gears of war http://honestape.net mediocrity on parade Thu, 18 Feb 2010 02:36:22 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Gears of War 2 = Giant Geek Boners http://honestape.net/gears-of-war-2-giant-geek-boners http://honestape.net/gears-of-war-2-giant-geek-boners#comments Fri, 27 Jun 2008 08:49:39 +0000 Ape http://honestape.net/?p=410
If you have any taste at all, you know how incredibly fucking awesome Gears of War is. And, knowing that, you should know that Gears of War 2, due out this fall, will likely be even more awesome. Awesome squared, even. No, that’s not enough. Awesome Cubed. CUBED, PEOPLE! FUCKING CUBED!

Check out this
bonertastic gallery of screenshots. If you don’t get hard looking at them, you’re just wrong. Cock or nipples, I don’t care. But something better get hard. Or you might as well throw away your Geek card.

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The word in the street is that Bungie is working on a prequel to Halo, featuring the initial skirmishes between mankind and the Covenant. This is, of course, exciting news for us Halo fans. However, they’re taking a departure from their usual FPS gameplay and moving to a 3rd-Person Shooter style. Hopefully, we’re looking at a Gears of War style game, because that would rock the fucking house. And I like my house to get rocked.

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