The Pork Circle
Listen up, people. God could give a shit what you eat. Seriously. If you think the almighty creator of heaven and earth is going to judge you on whether or not you ate meat on a Friday or had a piece of bacon with your breakfast, you’re bat-shit crazy. What, is there some place in hell reserved for those who would have gone to heaven if they hadn’t had that one pork chop? Would Dante have called that the tenth circle of hell? The Pork Circle?
07.19.08The disturbing lives of fruits and vegetables
There’s a world out there that we know nothing about. A secret world of evil peppers, zombie apples and banana overlords. A world that hides before our very eyes. Don’t believe me? Then check out this little tale.
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