03.9.08

Going straight for the green beans

I’ve been watching Def Comedy Jam a lot lately, and I’m noting an acute lack of white comedians. You know what that means? Opportunity. An opportunity for a white comedian to step in and fill that gap. And that comedian should be me. So, after analyzing episode after episode of The Jam, I think I know exactly what the audiences are looking for, and have developed a comedy routine that should really knock their socks off. So, without further ado, I’d like to present you with an excerpt of said routine. Comments are welcome.

“You know, I kid, but there are a lot of differences between white folks and black folks. You know what I’m talking about. The things we all know, but no one talks about. Well, I’m here to talk about them.

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