Christ and Xenu walk into a bar…
It seems pretty well accepted by non-believers that Scientology is a made-up, fruity cult. You won’t get any arguments here. I mean, that’s what I think it is. But what, exactly, makes it more (or less) of a cult than the more “reputable” Christianity? What makes one a cult and one a religion?
It’s not their ages. Certainly, Christianity is older and more established. But if that’s all it takes to make a religion superior to others, Christians should dump Christ for more senior gods, like Zeus or Ra. Or maybe older gods like The Sun and The Moon.
01.16.08Time for gay sex and abortions!
Without further adieu, I present to you the 100 best quotes from Fundamentalist Christian Chat-rooms. Want a sample? Here’s one I enjoyed (I left the misspellings intact):
This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I’m going to go fuck a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I’m going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it’s “not addictive.”
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!
ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Honey! I’m pregnant again. I’ll just get another abortion, since “fetuses don’t count as human life.”
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don’t go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren’t finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that’s fine with me!
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