Five things I want my future child to know…
5. You’re adopted. Sorry you had to find out this way.
4. Your biological mother didn’t love you, and she was likely a whore.
3. I never had sex with that guy.
2. Despite what your grandmother tells you, she doesn’t love you as much as her biological grandchildren.
1. I named you after my Final Fantasy IX character.
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