By the power of Dio
I think Dio made a deal with the devil for his musical gifts, but instead of his soul, he gave the devil his looks. Because that guy is one scary looking motherfucker. He looks like skeletor with a perm.
I think Dio made a deal with the devil for his musical gifts, but instead of his soul, he gave the devil his looks. Because that guy is one scary looking motherfucker. He looks like skeletor with a perm.
My name’s Ape. I’m happily married to a wonderful woman I don’t deserve and am the father of two shit-head dogs that I do deserve.
Honest Ape is a refuge for truth in a world clouded by lies. It’s also a place to go for some nice grilled-cheese sandwiches and tomato soup. The soup’s optional.
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