Getting drunk, high and passing out in a bathroom might be a fun way to pass the time, but it’s a pretty bad place to bump into the police. Especially when you hand them drug paraphernalia when they ask for your license.
My name’s Ape. I’m happily married to a wonderful woman I don’t deserve and am the father of two shit-head dogs that I do deserve.
Honest Ape is a refuge for truth in a world clouded by lies. It’s also a place to go for some nice grilled-cheese sandwiches and tomato soup. The soup’s optional.
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