Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the theater?
Ouch. Hillary Clinton must be applying some ointment to her ass today, because Barack Obama just dealt her one hell of an ass-whupping on Saturday. No, not in the literal sense. What am I talking about, you ask? Obama swept the primary and caucuses on Saturday. That’s what I’m talking about. He’s closed the gap and building steam. I’m actually beginning to hope, though cautiously, that he can actually pull it off. Meanwhile, on the Republican side, McCain is finding Huckabee a tougher opponent, now that Romney’s out of the picture. Holy Batman. McCain’s a tool, but Huckabee? Huckabee is a fucking nut. I have a hard enough time being friends with anyone who voted for Bush, but I find some way to do so. Anyone who votes for Huckabee, however? Yeah, they’re going to note an increased absence of me in their lives. In summary; McCain’s a tool, Huckabee’s a nut and Obama rocks.
