Open Letter to 28% of my fellow Americans

Posted on May 8, 2007, 12:08 am, by link, under miscellaneous.

So. You still approve of Bush’s job in the White House? Really? Seriously? No bullshit?

AND, you still think he’s handling Iraq well? Really? Seriously? You’re not just fucking with the pollsters?

Jesus Christ on a motherfucking pogo-stick. Can someone please pass a law to get “IDIOT” branded on your forehead? Or, at the least, a law to get your reproductive organs destroyed? People like you should not be breeding. The gene pool is already shallow enough without sub-human freaks like you passing on your knuckle-walking seed.

Enough already. I’m ready for a sweat suit, some white tennis shoes and a one way ticket to Halle-Bop. Or maybe a nice, tall glass of Jonestown Kool-Aid.

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Kerstin says:

May 8, 2007 at 11:09 am

If we could just get them to put on a tin foil hat, then we’d be able to spot ‘em at a distance and steer clear.
mgroves says:

May 8, 2007 at 11:22 am

I love your civility. Also, I’m glad you think that being in the majority means you are in the right.
Kelsey says:

May 8, 2007 at 4:03 pm

Well, seeing as Getting Kicked in the Balls has a higher approval rating than Bush (41%), I tend to think that probably 28% is a margin of error. In any poll, ask people if they believe the Earth is flat and you’d probably get 28% that believe it is. In a CNN article, they stated that 37% of people believe that aliens have contacted the U.S. government.

So my math says that even some of THOSE people don’t approve of Bush.
Linc says:

May 8, 2007 at 10:35 pm

@K: That might work. But we’d have to staple them to their heads.

@MG: Sorry, man. Just a little frustrated with the world. And, frankly, even knowing your political positions, I had assumed that even you didn’t still support Bush or his handling of the war. Like every other Republican I know (and I know a lot), I thought you would have realized that Bush doesn’t represent what the Republican party is supposed to stand for. So, if I offended you, I’m sorry, man. Really. But I still stand by my statement. If you’re part of that 28%, I’d rather you not breed. I guess that’s a dichotomous statement, but there gets to be a point where I can’t look past certain beliefs.

@Kels: You are one funny motherfarmer, my friend.
ambush says:

May 9, 2007 at 5:51 am

screw it all, its just another country to conquer and then charge the residents to live in.
Fazer says:

May 9, 2007 at 7:34 am

I think its ok for republicans to breed as long as they are hot chicks…and they are breeding with me.
Linc says:

May 9, 2007 at 8:58 am

Fazer, I guess I haven’t given enough thought to the issue of cross-breeding. It’s hard to find any situation where I would be against having sex with a hot chick, but it’s a toughie. Could you just go through the motions of breeding without the actual production of offspring? Can we make that compromise? If so, I’m fully on board with you nailing women who are in the 28%. Either way, it’s a tough philosophical cookie to chew on.
serialmonkey says:

May 9, 2007 at 4:01 pm

Well if Anne Coulter is in that 28%, and she’s hot, then count me in on the banging without making babies gig…Too bad she’s a dude. Mgroves, still living the “live by the Bibles rules” thing? I didn’t think so.
Linc says:

May 9, 2007 at 10:36 pm

Bro, if you think Ann Coulter is hot, then you need to get your eyes and testicles checked out by a good doctor.
Hot Nikks says:

May 10, 2007 at 8:27 am

So serial, you think ann coulter is a hot dude? Like one of those dudes you’d do if you had to turn gay. Like most dudes would say Brad Pitt or in Linc’s case, David Duchovny?.. Of course if anyone went gay for a.c., she’d try to beat them to death.
Linc says:

May 10, 2007 at 1:39 pm

Duchovny?? Fuck you, Nikks. You know it’s Matt Damon for me, all the way. I mean, if I had to. Or, if the opportunity presented itself. Either way.
mgroves says:

May 10, 2007 at 9:31 pm

Whether or not I’m in the 28% has nothing to do with my comment.
Linc says:

May 10, 2007 at 11:51 pm

Ah, MG, but it kinda does. Even if you are not in that 28%, you at least empathize with them. Let’s say my comment was directed at the % of Americans who believe that raping babies is cool. Would you have been so inclined to say the same comment? And no, I’m not equating the two, just making a point.

I never think the majority is always right. In fact, they usually get it wrong. My point was my anger at that specific 28% of Americans. If it was 59%, my post title would have been, “Open letter to 59% of my fellow Americans.”

I suppose, to make it clearer, I should have titled it “Open letter to people too stupid to know an elephant from a fountain pen,” or “Open letter to the functionally retarded.”

But nowhere in my post does it state that I think the majority is always in the right. So, that’s an invalid point.

Your point on my lack of civility? Completely warranted and valid. But you need to let your inner asshole out from time to time. Er….that sounded more gross than intended. But you get my drift.
Hot Nikks says:

May 11, 2007 at 8:25 am

I read a Chuck Palahniuk short story about somebody who let out their inner asshole (well, he didn’t exactly let it out) and it nearly made my puke at my desk.
Kerstin says:

May 11, 2007 at 12:06 pm

Heh

http://www.lyingsocialistweasels.com/republican%20rules.htm
Kelvin says:

May 11, 2007 at 6:19 pm

If Linc thought the majority was always right, he would have previously thought Bush was a good president as the majority (at least the second time) voted for me. Me thinks you missed the point on that one MG.

The Bush family is pretty big, so 28% might be right.

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