Ninja Rule of Thumb #3: If you can see him, he’s not a ninja
As ridiculous as it seems, a school in New Jersey went into lock-down when a student spotted a ninja in the nearby woods. No, it wasn’t a ninja. Because they don’t really exist anymore. And if they did, you wouldn’t see one. You know, being a ninja and all. You have to guess the staff who decided to go into lock-down are feeling pretty stupid over this one. But hell, it’s not every day you get to call a Code-Ninja…