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mediocrity on paradeIn which I audition for Silent Night, Deadly Night VI
Okay, maybe there’s no plan for a SNDN 6…. If there were, I’d be a shoo-in based on this creepy-ass photo of myself from a few years ago that I just stumbled across. Be afraid. Be very afraid. But not of me. I just look scary. Be afraid of rats. They spread plague. Ick.
| September 29th, 2007 | Posted in miscellaneous |
September 29th, 2007 at 9:34 pm
Now I’m gonna have night sweats. Not because you were scary but because I’m fat and the AC is not on tonight
September 29th, 2007 at 10:29 pm
There’s a manly-man if I ever saw one!
October 1st, 2007 at 7:59 am
This could be your next family X-mas card. Just put the caption, “Merry Christmas Mother Fucker!”
October 8th, 2007 at 9:25 am
Well, I don’t much look like that anymore, but I like the X-mas card idea. Although “Mother-Fucker” might be a little much for my relatives. Maybe “Merry Christmas – Hope you make it through the night alive.” The angry sentiment remains, but the swear words are gone.