Racism on the march
Honest Ape is a refuge for truth in a world clouded by lies. It's also a place to go for some nice grilled-cheese sandwiches and tomato soup. The soup's optional.
My name's linc. I'm happily married to a wonderful woman I don't deserve and am the father of two shit-head dogs that I do deserve.

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HAHAHAHA! Nice.
- katharinec
So, have you heard the latest news about the iPhone?
Ooooops!
True story. iphones are a load of over priced balls. I like my $75 phone I got that has Skype, MSN and the friggen internet for porn on the go!
Fuck you Apple!
hmmm, don’t think my husband is gunna be too happy when I bring that baby home. But at least it will be quiet.
I must iShoot you now.
Quiet isn’t its only benefit; It also has a USB port. If it has a USB port, you know it’s good. Don’t ask what it does, though. I’m not creative enough to think up something funny at the moment.
Ouch! That effing hurts!
Can I iApologise instead?
iPlease,iPlease,iPlease,iPlease,iPretty please?
I answered the phone here at work… and almost REPEATED THAT SENTENCE.