Tonight’s episode of Heroes was like listening to Psychobilly Freakout and watching The Invisible Woman and She-Hulk double-teaming Spider-man while eating a Reese’s peanut-butter cup Blizzard and getting a blow-job from Jean Grey.
Roughly translated for the women, tonight’s episode of Heroes was like having dinner with Brad Pitt, who for some reason, is listening to you talk about your day without looking bored.
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I don’t think I’d last 42 minutes under the circumstances of your 1st metaphor. But yes, that episode was that fan-freakin-tastic. Fortunately, I rubbed one out right before the ep. so I was able to last until I saw Nikky/Jessica on the pole.
Yes, those two situations seem roughly equivalent.
Well, HN, it’s not a perfect metaphor, but it’s the best I could do. I too would shoot my load before the 42 minute mark.
Hell yeah. Teh Heroes roxX0red.
what about toNIGHT’s episode? “The Hard Part.” OMG
Uh…about those underwear…I’m sorry to have to tell you this but I accidentally aborted your boxer brief baby during an unfortunate dryer incident.
My bad.
LMAO. I love you, honey.