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Horrible it ain’t

written on July 18th by Ape
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Do you like musicals? Yeah, me neither. I mean, who does that? Walking around, breaking into song at the oddest times? I’ll tell you who. Weirdos. Whatever. They’re all stupid and….well…okay, some of them are okay. At times. Shut up. Don’t give me shit. It’s true.

Like Dr. Horrible. Dr. Horrible is the shit. Not shit. THE shit. Because there’s a difference when you add THE in front of shit. Why? What makes this musical better than every other stupid musical? I’ll tell you what.

1. It’s shorter than other musicals.
2. Neil Patrick Harris is in it.
3. It’s about superheroes

If you need more than that, I don’t know what to say. Other than maybe you like singing along to shit. In that case, put that up on the list above. Just go watch it already.

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7 Responses to “Horrible it ain’t”

  1. yoonamaniac (July 18th, 2008 11:07 am)

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
    But I like musicals! Although the only Broadway musical I’ve been to is Cats in 20 years of living in NYC metro area. Anyway, can’t watch it since I don’t have TV, but really? It’s THE shit? And what’s so great about Neil Patrick Harris? Enlighten me.

  2. linc (July 18th, 2008 11:23 am)

    You don’t need TV, Yoonie! You can watch it at the site I linked to! Well, that problem is solved.

    As for Neil Patrick Harris (aka The NPH)? What’s so great? Where to begin….

    1. He rides unicorns
    2. He was a doctor at the age of 13
    3. He can turn dirt into gold just by looking at it
    4. His sweat can cure cancer

    Do you need more reasons??

  3. yoonamaniac (July 18th, 2008 12:48 pm)

    Coolio! Will watch it at home!
    Everything about NPH sounds great except unicorns. Unicorns? So not my choice of transportation!

  4. Billy (July 19th, 2008 9:56 pm)

    Not yes, but HELL YES!

  5. linc (July 20th, 2008 12:51 pm)

    Traditionally, only virgins could ride Unicorns. Which leaves most of us unable to do so. But the NPH can do things no one else can. He can shoot lightning out of his eyes and paralyze rampaging rhinoceroses. He can hold the wind in his hands.

    Unfortunately, what he can’t do is make act III of this musical good. I mean, it was well acted, but I was really, really disappointed in how it turned out. Not happy. Not happy at all.

  6. heather (July 29th, 2008 1:10 pm)

    Oy. Here’s where we’re going to disagree on music again, isn’t it? I bet you’re going to tell me that you’ve never sang the entire soundtrack to Grease and Hairspray, huh? I just don’t get you sometimes….

  7. queenmoweeny (September 3rd, 2008 1:07 pm)

    OMG!!!! I wonder how the heck you find this stuff… I am laughing so hard I can’t stand it. The NPH has always been a closet fantasy of mine. (Did I just type that outloud???)
    Thanks for opening my eyes to the beauty of musicals in a blog.

    You ROCK!

    Queen Mo

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