Halogasm
HOLY FUCKING SHIT! That exclamation point is not hyperbole, you lucky motherfuckers. I don’t use it wantonly. It is a fucking warranted line and dot. Why? Why??
I’ll tell you why.
Because Sweet Momma Interwebs has taken her bra off and let me suck at her golden teat. And the milk that I drank tasted just like Halo 3. And this milk is not the powdered shit that my mom used to pass off as the real deal because we were too poor to afford the real thing. This milk is straight from the fucking udder of a cow named Bungie. And it’s chocolate milk to boot. Chocolate milk that gives you hard-ons.
Oh..if you’re reading this rss style, there’s a video here. It’s not just me ranting wildly.
