http://honestape.net Crap I put on the web Wed, 05 Nov 2008 12:08:41 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en http://honestape.net/win/ Hey! You! Fucking vote already! http://honestape.net/vote/ You guys ever heard of this Barack Obama guy? I guess he's trying out to be the lead singer of the Presidents of the United States of America*. Or something like that. Anyway, he was on The Daily Show the other day and he was pretty damn funny. Don't get ... http://honestape.net/pretty-funny-for-an-islamo-terror-socialist/ There's this girl, Heather, who I absolutely love. Even though she's been known to wear cowboy hats and listen to country music.* She writes this blog, The Wishful Writer, which is 10 liters of Cola in a 1 liter cup. Enough with the background story. She challenged me to tell ... http://honestape.net/shit-you-dont-know-about-me/ I can't imagine what excuse you'd give for being found with your dick in a vacuum at a car-wash. Other than the obvious "just getting my dick sucked" that is. Either way, not a crime you want plastered all over the internet. http://honestape.net/uh-i-was-trying-to-clean-some-lint-off-my-dick/ You all know (or at least you should know) that I loves me some zombies. So, of course, I love this comic. If you enjoy it, do yourself a favor and check out Sean Bieri's gallery over at Tor's website. http://honestape.net/can-i-get-a-side-of-entrails-with-that/ A woman was arrested after chasing children, urinating on a porch and blocking traffic...all while wearing a cow suit. Sounds like Christmas at my Aunt Dora's house.. http://honestape.net/beware-the-yellow-milk/ Your name could be Dick Pole. http://honestape.net/things-could-be-worse/ Cgunit is one of my favorite sites, and it's high time I shared it with you. Daily, Cgunit presents high-quality artwork by gifted artists from across the world. They highlight a different artist every day and never seem to run out of material. Please note, not all images are safe for ... http://honestape.net/cgunit/ I'm trying to figure out where the hell I am right now. I thought it was America, but over the last week, I'd swear I somehow ended up in Germany in 1932. It surely couldn't be America that was having political events composed of angry mobs. Mobs who call their ... http://honestape.net/where-the-fuck-am-i/