To Scientists: STOP. IT. Stop it now. For fuck’s sake, scientists, are you that eager to kick-start the robot apocalypse? What, curing Cancer’s not good enough for you? How’s that AIDS vaccine coming? What? You haven’t worked on those? That’s not your area of expertise? You only make robots? FINE. Then make a fucking robot that can cure cancer. One without legs. One that can’t chase after you and destroy you with lasers.
To Everyone Else: If you watch this and your skin doesn’t crawl, I can only come to one conclusion. You’re a dirty Replicant and I need to destroy you.
April 21st, 2008 at 4:39 am
Just looked under my eye-lid…Looked like a few red marks under there?
Shall I prepare for destruction?
April 21st, 2008 at 8:21 am
@Sam
Preparations are in order. I shall contact you via my resistance leader in London.
April 21st, 2008 at 8:28 am
If that clip represents the robot threat, I’ll sleep soundly tonight, on top of my horse/billygoat robot.
April 21st, 2008 at 8:47 am
@Hot Nikks
It represents the growing potential for the robot threat. It may look like naught but a pair of robot legs, but it’s just another step towards destruction.
April 21st, 2008 at 9:33 am
The video is not working for me
Do you have the link?
April 21st, 2008 at 9:35 am
@Wen
Odd that it’s not working. Just checked it and it worked fine for me. Oh well. Here’s the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz1xEu52UbM
April 21st, 2008 at 3:01 pm
I’d be more worried about the current threat of the robot burning someone to death while walking around a pedestrain pathway with fire coming out of his ass.
April 21st, 2008 at 9:12 pm
This robot looks like a reject from the Herbie Hancock “Rock It” video. Now those robots freaked me out!
April 22nd, 2008 at 8:03 am
@Anto
That’s like icing on the cake for this death machine. Accidental death by fire is only the beginning!
@Kelsey
Well, the robot was made by Hancock-Cyberdyne labs. Coincidence? I think not.