Honest Ape

Modern nude photography sucks. Why? Simply put, it’s the asshole. What’s with all the asshole close-ups? Seriously, once you see a girl’s asshole, the mystery’s gone.

I can’t imagine what excuse you’d give for being found with your dick in a vacuum at a car-wash. Other than the obvious “just getting my dick sucked” that is. Either way, not a crime you want plastered all over the internet.

Thanks to Matt’s blog for this one. Don’t think it’s safe for work just because that’s what the intro to the video says it is. I mean, technically it is, but you wouldn’t want your boss to figure out just what it is the people in the video are doing.

If you’ve ever wondered what Jerry Seinfeld was talking about when he referred to “Bad Naked”, he was talking about this. Yeah, this shit is NSFW. Which, for the acronymally impaired among you, means “Not Safe For Work”. On account of the fact that there’s nudity, and lots of it. Which, for once, is not [...]

I’ve pretty much realized that Hell, if it exists, will be my eventual resting place. And while this will really, really suck when I’m dead, it’s pretty liberating now. Meaning, my conscience, which tells me not to do things like post an upskirt of the newly 18 Emma Watson, can be easily ignored. Is [...]

What the fuck is wrong with nude models these days? Are they trying to look like little girls or barbie dolls? You know what I’m talking about. I’m talking about bush, people. Or rather, the lack thereof. Is it too much to ask for a little hair down there? No, I’m not talking about an [...]

First, let me preface the following with a disclaimer. I abhor Sex in the City. But I’ve seen enough of it to find the idea of Kristin Davis (the sexually-repressed brunette) in a sex tape to be downright hilarious. So far, the leaked tape hasn’t fully hit the interwebs, but this very NSFW screen capture [...]