Archive for the ‘politics’ Category

Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the theater?

Ouch. Hillary Clinton must be applying some ointment to her ass today, because Barack Obama just dealt her one hell of an ass-whupping on Saturday. No, not in the literal sense. What am I talking about, you ask? Obama swept the primary and caucuses on Saturday. That’s what I’m talking about. He’s closed the gap [...]

All hail our new Republican Overlord

To those that voted for Hillary Clinton in the Primaries: Do you want a Republican in office again? Do you really want more of the same? Because voting for Hillary is pretty much guaranteeing a Republican victory. Republicans HATE Clinton. Shit, I can’t stand her. And I’m no Republican. Faced with the choice of McCain [...]

Vote today!

If you live in one of the Super-Tuesday primary states, make sure to go to the polls and have your voices heard. If you’re a republican, I could give a shit who you vote for, as none of them are any good. Well, I guess McCain’s the least offensive, since he’s not a religious nut [...]

I Got What America Needs Right Here

One of the funniest Onion articles I’ve ever read is Jimmy Carter’s “I Got What America Needs Right Here.” Prepare to have your eyes assaulted by curse-words and your body assaulted by vicious, uncontrollable laughter.

Choking on my own rage

I’ve never been a fan of John Bolton (though his moustache is something amazing to behold), and this video of him being grilled on English television has reinforced every bad thing I have ever thought about him. Kudos to the English reporter for not backing down.