Category Archives: politics

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VOTE!

Hey! You! Fucking vote already!

Pretty funny, for an Islamo-Terror-Socialist

You guys ever heard of this Barack Obama guy? I guess he’s trying out to be the lead singer of the Presidents of the United States of America*. Or something like that. Anyway, he was on The Daily Show the other day and he was pretty damn funny. Don’t get me wrong. He’s no Henny [...]

Where the fuck am I?

I’m trying to figure out where the hell I am right now. I thought it was America, but over the last week, I’d swear I somehow ended up in Germany in 1932. It surely couldn’t be America that was having political events composed of angry mobs. Mobs who call their opponents terrorists, traitors and commie [...]

John McCain’s Americans

“I have seen the enemy and he is us” Walt Kelly

Open letter to the members of congress


Why I wish we lost the war and why I’m glad we didn’t

The Fourth of July. Independence Day. A day to light things on fire. A day that we don’t have to go to work. A day for barbecues. A day to remember a bunch of wig-wearing white men declaring our independence from England. Which is a good thing, right? Right?
Did we come out ahead? Let’s not [...]

Not all rumors are negative…

Many thanks to my good friend (and dedicated reader), Kelvin, for heads up on this list of “Rumors the Obama campaign shouldn’t try to correct” from Slate magazine. This is required reading for anyone who needs a break from the anti-Barack barrage from the republicans and Fox News. Below is an excerpt. Click the link [...]

If Ann Coulter had live-blogged the Gettysburg address

I know, I know. I said I wouldn’t mention Coulter again on this blog, as it only gives her more attention than she deserves. But..this is too fucking funny to pass up. Imagine Ann Coulter lived in the days of Lincoln. What would she make of one of the greatest presidents in our history?
Mark Kleiman [...]

Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the theater?

Ouch. Hillary Clinton must be applying some ointment to her ass today, because Barack Obama just dealt her one hell of an ass-whupping on Saturday. No, not in the literal sense. What am I talking about, you ask? Obama swept the primary and caucuses on Saturday. That’s what I’m talking about. He’s closed the gap [...]