Posted on June 27, 2008, 3:35 am, by link, under
humor,
news.
As ridiculous as it seems, a school in New Jersey went into lock-down when a student spotted a ninja in the nearby woods. No, it wasn’t a ninja. Because they don’t really exist anymore. And if they did, you wouldn’t see one. You know, being a ninja and all. You have to guess the staff [...]
I’ve been hearing a lot about the things that Cho Seung-Hui (The man responsible for the deaths at VT) wrote in his past that foreshadowed his acts of murder. Well, there must be something more incriminating than these two plays, because no one in their right mind would consider these the works of a psychopath. [...]
In a daring escapade worthy of an episode of Prison Break or a Michael Bay movie, a Belgium man recently escaped prison thanks to the well-orchestrated helicopter machinations of his two friends. It’s no Lex Luthor hot-air balloon escape, but it’s close. Thanks to my loving Paloo for this one.
Getting drunk, high and passing out in a bathroom might be a fun way to pass the time, but it’s a pretty bad place to bump into the police. Especially when you hand them drug paraphernalia when they ask for your license.