Ninja Rule of Thumb #3: If you can see him, he’s not a ninja
As ridiculous as it seems, a school in New Jersey went into lock-down when a student spotted a ninja in the nearby woods. No, it wasn’t a ninja. Because they don’t really exist anymore. And if they did, you wouldn’t see one. You know, being a ninja and all. You have to guess the staff who decided to go into lock-down are feeling pretty stupid over this one. But hell, it’s not every day you get to call a Code-Ninja…
04.18.07McBeef and Brownstone
I’ve been hearing a lot about the things that Cho Seung-Hui (The man responsible for the deaths at VT) wrote in his past that foreshadowed his acts of murder. Well, there must be something more incriminating than these two plays, because no one in their right mind would consider these the works of a psychopath. A horrible, horrible writer, sure. Weird, yes. Homicidal, no.
Listen, everyone. This is how humans work. We see something horrible and terrifying, and we have to find the root cause of it. Our loved ones die, and we want a reason. Which leads us to blaming video games or music or the people who supposedly saw this coming and did nothing. There’s one reason why people do what Seung-Hui did. They are bat-shit crazy. Absolutely, fucking nuts. There’s your reason. It’s true for him and it’s true for all mass-murderers.
04.17.07Suck on this, Wentworth Miller!
In a daring escapade worthy of an episode of Prison Break or a Michael Bay movie, a Belgium man recently escaped prison thanks to the well-orchestrated helicopter machinations of his two friends. It’s no Lex Luthor hot-air balloon escape, but it’s close. Thanks to my loving Paloo for this one.
04.17.07So, your name is Wesley Pipes?
Getting drunk, high and passing out in a bathroom might be a fun way to pass the time, but it’s a pretty bad place to bump into the police. Especially when you hand them drug paraphernalia when they ask for your license.
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