Archive for the ‘misc’ Category

The Cosmic Misadventures of Marvin S. Berry - Prologue

Arthur was bored. Mind-numbingly bored. He hated monitor-duty. Waiting and watching. Watching and waiting. All for nothing. There hadn’t been a serious threat to Time for years. Not since the early 19th century, anyway. Arthur had only been a lab-tech at that time, and had to get his stories second-hand. He had vowed to become [...]

SWM Seeking SWF who likes to play games

Check out this romeo I found whilst browsing the interwebs. Sexy!

Is that a weiner in your bed, or a weiner in your bed?

The Vetruvian Wookie

When you mix nerds, Star Wars and Photoshop, you get this wonderful collection of classic artwork featuring Wookies, Robots, Yodas and shit.

The disturbing lives of fruits and vegetables

There’s a world out there that we know nothing about. A secret world of evil peppers, zombie apples and banana overlords. A world that hides before our very eyes. Don’t believe me? Then check out this little tale.

My Thoughts on the DIY craze

Every day, I see sites that are telling me how to DIY shit. Making shit out of other shit is popular as fuck right now. Camera tripods out of plastic bottles, Media Players out of Xboxes, Horses out of Pigs, etc. What the fuck? DIY isn’t a craze. It’s what poor people do when they [...]

And I thought Americans were bad drivers….

Check this terrifying video of a dude texting while riding a motorcycle in the middle of rush hour. Oh, and did I mention he’s leaning back on his seat? All the way? Yeah, you need to see this.

Why I wish we lost the war and why I’m glad we didn’t

The Fourth of July. Independence Day. A day to light things on fire. A day that we don’t have to go to work. A day for barbecues. A day to remember a bunch of wig-wearing white men declaring our independence from England. Which is a good thing, right? Right?
Did we come out ahead? Let’s not [...]

Fuck that Piggy

Ms. Piggy singing Peaches’ “Fuck the Pain Away”. Not much more to say on the matter. Enjoy.

The Death Of A Giant

You may remember a few posts last year about a show called Human Giant. At the time, it was the funniest sketch comedy show I had seen in a long time. Not only did I watch every episode last year, I watched it over and over again.