Uh, I was trying to clean some lint off my dick?
I can’t imagine what excuse you’d give for being found with your dick in a vacuum at a car-wash. Other than the obvious “just getting my dick sucked” that is. Either way, not a crime you want plastered all over the internet.
Open letter to my boss
Dear Boss,
Fuck you.
Sincerely,
Honest Ape
The Social Dilemma (and how you can help solve it)
The web is great, isn’t it? Seriously. All the data you could ever want or need, at your fingertips. Friends to meet and share thoughts and ideas with from all over the world. Great web applications that allow you to share interesting information with your friends and spark conversations. Well…in theory, anyway.
Here’s the big problem though; How can you get the best out of this application or that website if all of your friends don’t use them? Especially the hardest people to convert: Your real world friends and family. Take, for example, one of my favorite social news sites, mixx. mixx is a great place to submit articles, photos and videos of things you find interesting and share them with your friends. But only if your friends happen to also use mixx. Or another favorite application of mine, twitter. twitter allows you to instantly share information with friends, update your friends on what you’re currently doing or just share your thoughts. But, again, you can only update the people you know who are also twitter users. Ugh.
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Open letter to the fuckwits down the street
Dearest Fuckwits,
For months now, every few weeks, you fill our garbage can with your shit. Sometimes, so full we can’t put our own garbage in it. Are you not aware that we pay for our garbage pick-up? Oh, that can’t possibly be true. Everyone on our street has to pay for it. You can’t think that we’re the only exception. That we have some free, magical trash can? Well, we don’t. And though I’ve tried and tried to figure out who you are, I’ve been unable to do so.
You can not have missed the notes I’ve left. The ones that ask you politely not to use our garbage can. They were extremely obvious and hard to miss. Is it that you can’t read? I don’t think that’s likely.