Archive for the ‘geekery’ Category

When Milk Attacks!

For your viewing pleasure, I now provide you with the videos that have been making me laugh lately. Some you will have seen. Some may be new to you.
Either way, put down the milk before you watch them. I will not be responsible for nasodairyal expulsion.

Halo 3: Recon

Well, Halo fans, it’s official. There will be a new Halo game from Bungie. If you just heard a weird, high-pitched noise, it was me squealing like a little girl with a new Bratz doll.

Handsome Man vs. The Pipe Wrench Men

This here awesome shit was sent to me by Kelvin. That boy knows him some funny.

The Lego Supper

Ok, maybe my enjoyment of Lego Indiana Jones has put me on some Lego kick. Maybe it’s just cosmic coincidence. Regardless, I came across this great collection of Lego art today. And be sure to scroll down to the bottom of the page to see some unrelated, non-Lego Star Wars art.

Computers are for losers….

Here’s a little clip from my favorite sitcom (It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia) regarding Myspace and computers. Enjoy.

Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show

Much thanks to my buddy Dan for introducing me to the wonders of Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show. It’s especially funny if you enjoy Japanese television, or parodies thereof, but it should amuse you regardless. You can check out their Youtube page here (especially for non-US viewers, for whom the embedded video above won’t work).

Gears of War 2 = Giant Geek Boners

If you have any taste at all, you know how incredibly fucking awesome Gears of War is. And, knowing that, you should know that Gears of War 2, due out this fall, will likely be even more awesome. Awesome squared, even. No, that’s not enough. Awesome Cubed. CUBED, PEOPLE! FUCKING CUBED!
Check out this
bonertastic gallery of [...]

Wait, they have USBs in Russia?

I’m not sure when Russians have time to use their computers, what with all that waiting in line for bread and toilet paper, but they must find time somewhere. Otherwise, why would one enterprising young slav spend his time modding a USB flash drive into the beautiful device you see above? Don’t bother looking for [...]

And don’t get me started on all those innocent Peahats you slaughtered…

I always found it a little odd that the best way to get items in RPGs or Fantasy-type video games was to walk into people’s houses and rifle through their shit. They never seemed to mind, either. You could walk in, open up their chests, cabinets and drawers, break open a few vases and then [...]

Plasmids Я Us

I’ve spent much of the last two days playing a game that most Xbox fanboys tore through many moons ago, namely Bioshock. I can’t believe it took me this long to get around to it, frankly. I totally expected it to be good. I just didn’t expect it to be this good.