For your viewing pleasure, I now provide you with the videos that have been making me laugh lately. Some you will have seen. Some may be new to you.
Either way, put down the milk before you watch them. I will not be responsible for nasodairyal expulsion.
Well, Halo fans, it’s official. There will be a new Halo game from Bungie. If you just heard a weird, high-pitched noise, it was me squealing like a little girl with a new Bratz doll.
Holy shit. I was not at all prepared to like Lego Indiana Jones as much as I did. I thought it would be okay, but nothing special. Man, was I wrong. This game is about as fun as it gets.
You play a lego version of Indy in a world where all the scenery, vehicles [...]
If you have any taste at all, you know how incredibly fucking awesome Gears of War is. And, knowing that, you should know that Gears of War 2, due out this fall, will likely be even more awesome. Awesome squared, even. No, that’s not enough. Awesome Cubed. CUBED, PEOPLE! FUCKING CUBED!
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I always found it a little odd that the best way to get items in RPGs or Fantasy-type video games was to walk into people’s houses and rifle through their shit. They never seemed to mind, either. You could walk in, open up their chests, cabinets and drawers, break open a few vases and then [...]
I’ve spent much of the last two days playing a game that most Xbox fanboys tore through many moons ago, namely Bioshock. I can’t believe it took me this long to get around to it, frankly. I totally expected it to be good. I just didn’t expect it to be this good.
The word in the street is that Bungie is working on a prequel to Halo, featuring the initial skirmishes between mankind and the Covenant. This is, of course, exciting news for us Halo fans. However, they’re taking a departure from their usual FPS gameplay and moving to a 3rd-Person Shooter style. Hopefully, we’re looking at [...]
I never played the original Alone in the Dark game, but I’ve certainly read how much it’s revered among the gaming geeks of the world. And as much as they revere that game, they detest the sequels. Well, I don’t know a thing about the games, but I’d lay good odds that this game will [...]
Magic: The Gathering, one of the greatest nerd-games ever, is coming to Xbox Live Arcade. For reasons that I need not go into, this makes me harder than a teenage boy watching a naked oil-wrestling match in the girl’s locker room. So far, Wizards of the Coast hasn’t announced anything solid beyond that, which means [...]
After a couple years of mediocre-to-decent titles, I have met the xbox live arcade game of my dreams. She’s flashy and addictive, and her name is Poker Smash. I could literally play this game for hours. Combining the best features of the SNES hit Tetris Attack and the best parts of poker, Poker Smash is [...]