Fuck you Mass Effect! Why am I always running around in combat crouching? Maybe because I can’t change the fucking crouch settings! Every game lets me do this. Why, Mass Effect? If I crouch, don’t keep me crouched until I fucking click the stick again! You know how easy it is to accidentally click the [...]
Some douche on an Entertainment show said that Britney Spears is “Literally on a roller-coaster to hell.” I guess this guy literally doesn’t know what literally means. Because he is literally an idiot.
“3’s and 7’s” by Queens of the Stone Age is the greatest song of the year. And it’s fun as shit to play on Guitar Hero III. Yes, I’m posting this because I’m currently listening to the song.
Alex Trebex has a cat named Lingerdinger. I don’t know why this amuses me, but it does.
I fucking love George Takei. Seriously. He is so willing to make fun of himself or be goofy that I can’t help but adore the guy. From cameos on the Simpsons to comedic little shorts on almost every late night talk show to the hilarious bit he did this Saturday night on G4 when he [...]
You know who I hate? People that…Well, people that exist, basically. But not you. You I like. Everyone else I hate. The whole lot of them.
I think Dio made a deal with the devil for his musical gifts, but instead of his soul, he gave the devil his looks. Because that guy is one scary looking motherfucker. He looks like skeletor with a perm.
the redhead on the new wendy’s cups looks like Topher Grace. hope it’s him, as I’d like to see him getting some work.
listening to full episodes of the Office (thanks to video.aol.com) while i work on the computer is just about the greatest thing in the world. thanks, interweb!