Awesome or not, I still resent you telling me what to buy

Wah-Wah-Wee-Wah! Now that’s how you do an advertisement. Attach a fabric skirt to a billboard of a hot, underwear-covered ass. Make sure the skirt will fly up if it’s windy. Then, let Mother Nature do the rest. And she will. I happen to know that Mother Nature is a dirty whore who has a thing for the ladies, and if she likes anything, it’s blowing skirts up.

Want to see some more amazing ads? Of Course you do. Just don’t expect any of the others to be as great as this one.

| June 27th, 2007 | Posted in miscellaneous |

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