For your viewing pleasure, I now provide you with the videos that have been making me laugh lately. Some you will have seen. Some may be new to you.
Either way, put down the milk before you watch them. I will not be responsible for nasodairyal expulsion.
This is why you don’t drink and drive. It’s also why you don’t nail a hooker without a condom on. In fact, there are many lessons that can be learned by watching this little video. Enjoy.
Modern nude photography sucks. Why? Simply put, it’s the asshole. What’s with all the asshole close-ups? Seriously, once you see a girl’s asshole, the mystery’s gone.
Talk about a colossal fail. M. Night Shyamalan’s latest film, the Happening, recently made its way to DVD. And, for some stupid reason, we thought it might be enjoyable. I mean, the trailer was pretty cool, right? People killing themselves en masse, for no reason? Intriguing. Unfortunately, the movie fails to deliver on any level. [...]
Hey! You! Fucking vote already!
You guys ever heard of this Barack Obama guy? I guess he’s trying out to be the lead singer of the Presidents of the United States of America*. Or something like that. Anyway, he was on The Daily Show the other day and he was pretty damn funny. Don’t get me wrong. He’s no Henny [...]
There’s this girl, Heather, who I absolutely love. Even though she’s been known to wear cowboy hats and listen to country music.* She writes this blog, The Wishful Writer, which is 10 liters of Cola in a 1 liter cup. Enough with the background story. She challenged me to tell my readers seven things they [...]
I can’t imagine what excuse you’d give for being found with your dick in a vacuum at a car-wash. Other than the obvious “just getting my dick sucked” that is. Either way, not a crime you want plastered all over the internet.