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Unemployment + Time on your hands = GSN to the Rescue

How do I love GSN? Let me count the ways….Seriously, though, this channel rocks. Who would have thought that repeats of The Newlywed Game, Family Feud and Match Game would be this fun to watch? My personal fave is definitely Match Game. From the perverted host, Gene Rayburn, to Richard Dawson with his sideburns as long as my cock, it’s a blast.

Of course, nothing is quite as fun as watching the idiots on Family Feud during the Speed Round. For example, today a man answered his questions thusly:

1. Name something that fluctuates: Roller Coaster – Pts = 0
2. What is the age at which women hit their sexual peak: 40 – Pts = 0
3. Name an event in the triathlon: Javelin – Pts = 0
4. Name something you think your dreamhouse should contain: A large window – Pts = 0

But that’s just from today. My all time favorite answers on Family Feud would be these two gems:
1. Name something that children are always losing: Their Pants
2. Name something you get before you pay for it: Excited