Itchy Balls vs. The Police
This is why you don’t drink and drive. It’s also why you don’t nail a hooker without a condom on. In fact, there are many lessons that can be learned by watching this little video. Enjoy.
Archive for November 2008
There goes the mystery…
Modern nude photography sucks. Why? Simply put, it’s the asshole. What’s with all the asshole close-ups? Seriously, once you see a girl’s asshole, the mystery’s gone.
What’s Happening?
Talk about a colossal fail. M. Night Shyamalan’s latest film, the Happening, recently made its way to DVD. And, for some stupid reason, we thought it might be enjoyable. I mean, the trailer was pretty cool, right? People killing themselves en masse, for no reason? Intriguing. Unfortunately, the movie fails to deliver on any level. [...]
VOTE!
Hey! You! Fucking vote already!
Pretty funny, for an Islamo-Terror-Socialist
You guys ever heard of this Barack Obama guy? I guess he’s trying out to be the lead singer of the Presidents of the United States of America*. Or something like that. Anyway, he was on The Daily Show the other day and he was pretty damn funny. Don’t get me wrong. He’s no Henny [...]