Archive for October 2008

Shit you don’t know about me

There’s this girl, Heather, who I absolutely love. Even though she’s been known to wear cowboy hats and listen to country music.* She writes this blog, The Wishful Writer, which is 10 liters of Cola in a 1 liter cup. Enough with the background story. She challenged me to tell my readers seven things they [...]

Uh, I was trying to clean some lint off my dick?

I can’t imagine what excuse you’d give for being found with your dick in a vacuum at a car-wash. Other than the obvious “just getting my dick sucked” that is. Either way, not a crime you want plastered all over the internet.

Can I get a side of entrails with that?

You all know (or at least you should know) that I loves me some zombies. So, of course, I love this comic. If you enjoy it, do yourself a favor and check out Sean Bieri’s gallery over at Tor’s website.

Beware the Yellow Milk

A woman was arrested after chasing children, urinating on a porch and blocking traffic…all while wearing a cow suit. Sounds like Christmas at my Aunt Dora’s house..

Things could be worse….

Your name could be Dick Pole.

Cgunit

Cgunit is one of my favorite sites, and it’s high time I shared it with you. Daily, Cgunit presents high-quality artwork by gifted artists from across the world. They highlight a different artist every day and never seem to run out of material.

Where the fuck am I?

I’m trying to figure out where the hell I am right now. I thought it was America, but over the last week, I’d swear I somehow ended up in Germany in 1932. It surely couldn’t be America that was having political events composed of angry mobs. Mobs who call their opponents terrorists, traitors and commie [...]

Halo Wars

Halo Wars is this real-time strategy game coming out for the 360 this Fall. I wasn’t terribly excited about it until I saw this video. Talk about awesome sauce. Now I can’t wait to get my hands on it. I haven’t had a great deal of success with RTS games before, but this looks like [...]

John McCain’s Americans

“I have seen the enemy and he is us” Walt Kelly

Halo 3: Recon

Well, Halo fans, it’s official. There will be a new Halo game from Bungie. If you just heard a weird, high-pitched noise, it was me squealing like a little girl with a new Bratz doll.