Christ and Xenu walk into a bar…
It seems pretty well accepted by non-believers that Scientology is a made-up, fruity cult. You won’t get any arguments here. I mean, that’s what I think it is. But what, exactly, makes it more (or less) of a cult than the more “reputable” Christianity? What makes one a cult and one a religion?
It’s not their ages. Certainly, Christianity is older and more established. But if that’s all it takes to make a religion superior to others, Christians should dump Christ for more senior gods, like Zeus or Ra. Or maybe older gods like The Sun and The Moon.
08.10.08You like that, you dirty bench?
No, I haven’t dropped the blog. I just started a new job which was tiring me out by the time I got home. Oh, that and my PC decided to die. Yeah, that sucked. Still sucks, actually. So…that’s what I’ve been up to.
Which is pretty boring, compared to what this dude was up to. Which was fucking a steel-bench in the park. Of course, he somehow failed to realize that the holes were too small. And that’s how he ended up almost losing his penis, getting hauled out of the park by police (bench still attached) and getting his picture in the paper.
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