06.30.08

Kung-Shru

Well, shit. Kelvin keeps sending me such classic stuff that I can’t help but post it. But in doing this so often, I’m thinking I need to change the site name to Honest Ape and Co. Because Honest Ape and his magical friend, Kelvin is too long. In any case, enjoy this amazing and amazingly funny CGI on the mating rituals of the water shrew.

06.29.08

The Single Greatest Video Ever Made


Surely, you think the title to this post is yet another case of hyperbole on my part. WRONG. This time, I really mean it. This is the greatest. video. ever. Thanks to my boy, Kelvin, for sending this glorious, wonderful piece of awesomeness.

06.29.08

Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show


Much thanks to my buddy Dan for introducing me to the wonders of Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show. It’s especially funny if you enjoy Japanese television, or parodies thereof, but it should amuse you regardless. You can check out their Youtube page here (especially for non-US viewers, for whom the embedded video above won’t work).

06.27.08

Gears of War 2 = Giant Geek Boners


If you have any taste at all, you know how incredibly fucking awesome Gears of War is. And, knowing that, you should know that Gears of War 2, due out this fall, will likely be even more awesome. Awesome squared, even. No, that’s not enough. Awesome Cubed. CUBED, PEOPLE! FUCKING CUBED!

Check out this
bonertastic gallery of screenshots. If you don’t get hard looking at them, you’re just wrong. Cock or nipples, I don’t care. But something better get hard. Or you might as well throw away your Geek card.