Ride ‘em Monkeyboy!
If this commercial isn’t the single greatest video ever made, then my name isn’t Honest Q. Ape.
04.23.08The eyes are the windows of your face
Saturday Night Live has been pretty lackluster as of late, with most episodes bringing about 30 minutes of humor per 90 minute show. Fortunately, Christopher Walken’s episode changed that. I don’t think I’ve laughed so hard during an episode of SNL in a long time. This is up there with Justin Timberlake’s and Peyton Manning’s appearances as one of the best of the last couple years. Here is one of my favorite skits, with Walken as a disturbed gardener. Enjoy.
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Hairy Twatter
I’ve pretty much realized that Hell, if it exists, will be my eventual resting place. And while this will really, really suck when I’m dead, it’s pretty liberating now. Meaning, my conscience, which tells me not to do things like post an upskirt of the newly 18 Emma Watson, can be easily ignored. Is it just me, or does Emma’s Bandersnatch look like it’s in a teeny-tiny little prison? What a shame. Such things should not be locked up. Free your goods, Emma! (Click the Image for the NSFW version)
Crazy Fucking Scientists At It Again
To Scientists: STOP. IT. Stop it now. For fuck’s sake, scientists, are you that eager to kick-start the robot apocalypse? What, curing Cancer’s not good enough for you? How’s that AIDS vaccine coming? What? You haven’t worked on those? That’s not your area of expertise? You only make robots? FINE. Then make a fucking robot that can cure cancer. One without legs. One that can’t chase after you and destroy you with lasers.
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