DEAR. GOD. IN. HEAVEN.
If you’ve read my blog for a while, you know how utterly terrified I am of robots. You know, as well as I do, that the path science is on at the moment is frighteningly similar to the future laid out as the central premise of the Terminator series. Before we know it, we’re going to be nothing more than meat-batteries for the machines. Don’t believe me? Well, watch this video before you judge me as nothing more than a crazy paranoiac.
Tell me that didn’t just make you piss yourself. Liar. That thing’s not just a robot, people, that thing’s a Terminator that hasn’t yet been completed. Go ahead. Laugh. Laugh all you want. Laugh while the robots create an army before your eyes. I won’t be laughing. I’ll be busy robot-proofing my yard.
Prepare to be offended
Is it wrong of me to think this may be the funniest comic ever drawn? I’m sure. But I’m wrong so often it feels natural by now
I can’t believe I’m writing this…
Above is a video that defies belief. Tom Green with Jurassic Five, freestyle rapping. To be honest, I wasn’t aware he did a damn thing since Freddie Got Fingered. A movie I’ve never seen, and don’t plan to. So, I guess he’s got a show in LA, and has for a while now. In this clip, he freestyles with the guys from J5, one of the greatest rap acts ever. And…again, I can’t believe I’m saying this…he actually holds his own. No, more than that. He steals the fucking show. If I heard him and didn’t know it was him, I’d think it was an actual rap act. He’s that good. And now, my friends, I’ve seen everything.
Alone in the Dark
I never played the original Alone in the Dark game, but I’ve certainly read how much it’s revered among the gaming geeks of the world. And as much as they revere that game, they detest the sequels. Well, I don’t know a thing about the games, but I’d lay good odds that this game will not disappoint the fans of the original. Creepy, atmospheric and exciting, this trailer is everything I want to see in a video game. I may have to wait a long time for Silent Hill’s next outing, but this baby looks even better and I only have to wait until May to buy it. I can’t wait.
If Ann Coulter had live-blogged the Gettysburg address
I know, I know. I said I wouldn’t mention Coulter again on this blog, as it only gives her more attention than she deserves. But..this is too fucking funny to pass up. Imagine Ann Coulter lived in the days of Lincoln. What would she make of one of the greatest presidents in our history?
Mark Kleiman wondered the same thing. And this is what he came up with. Hilarious from start to finish.
