Hard Rock Zombies: Both the greatest and the worst movie you will ever see
Recently, I had a life-changing experience. One of those moments after which nothing seems the same. Like the moment in 6th Sense where Bruce Willis realizes that he’s dead. Or when your first child is born. One of those experiences.
What, you ask, was this amazing experience? It was a little movie called “Hard Rock Zombies.” A movie that defies logic by being both the best and the worst movie I have ever seen. Like a kick in the nuts from Brad Pitt while you’re motor-boating Angelina Jolie. Sure, your junk hurts, but YOU WERE MOTOR-BOATING ANGELINA JOLIE! It’s that same mixture of pleasure and pain. A mix that you won’t understand unless you watch “Hard Rock Zombies.” Or, if you are somehow lucky enough to be a part of the Angelina Jolie / Brad Pitt scenario.
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